Where do I begin with this epic tale of bravery, heroics and perseverance?
Cast your mind back over the last few months as the date was set, followed by discussion after discussion, maps poured over, analysed and annotated, blogs viewed, internet and magazines scoured. Match men of the land consulted and the venue chosen.
Call all ye gentlemen of angling to the fair pastures and well stocked lakes of Higham. Tench our game and banter our cause, a rod for our sword and hope of victory awaits!
The alarm went again with the lunatic hour of five on the clock. Up, with coffee thrown directly into the eyes I did manage to get the contacts in. Brown volvo more of a coffee caravan.
Foot down and arrive at Higham to the shock of a full and filling car park at 6.50am. This shock of a full and busy fishery would grow with time. Wasd our quest already over?
Pegs as requires secured by placing kit in every peg along the bank. Bollie divvy bivvy boys must have assumed I was paying for 25 rods or was very indecisive.
At last coms from the crew. PC stuck outside The Crown Inn, where he should have waited for opening time and Nico at Tipshelf. A tip would have been to also stay there.
Up went the feeder rod, super G for up to 80 yards distance fishing. So gentle plop into the margins, bite alarms, chum, bigger boat and lots of swearing/moaning/usual peg warm up manoeuvres for Nicholls.
A small perch provoked a few glances at Nico and the mutual thoughts of this is going to be hard ran through our heads - how right we were!
Mad farmer Giles turned up with the encouraging words of ' If you haven't caught you might as well fuck off then, go on fuck off!'. Then with the universal advice of the fishery owner, yes you've guessed it 'you want to be in those pegs lads'. I give up!
Highway to Higham turned into the Highway to Hell. Pole, feeder, margin, in the middle, on the ledge, prawn, corn, pellet,bread, prayers, swearing, moaning, cheese sandwiches, coffee, lucky charms and generally taking the piss out of anyone - did not bring the desired quarry.
Nicholls had a few bits, PC had a crucian, Nico nothing. A few more bits for Nicholls and PC, and I mean a few. Another crucian for PC. Nico tipped another kilo under the tree. PC looked like victory was in the bag with yet another nice crucian. Nico only just avoided the blank with a perch. Nicholls only claiming victory at the last with a 7lb carp on feeder under the trees.
Conclusions.
Keep it simple
Stick to what you know
Fish a place where there are fish

Concerns over netting and buggering around with Higham confirmed.